Yes. Sometimes I really CAN be that oblivious.

Did you know pickle spears have FIVE calories?

FIVE.

I could eat 300 pickles in one day, and be dead on for calories.

Of course, this discounts the rest of the ingredients that I'd clearly overindulge in.

But come on!!! I don't have to feel guilty for eating 3 pickles at once :)

And I really just found this out.